Queen of the Derps

Your name is TORI and you are 14 years old and live in OKLAHOMA, but you hope to live in POLAND when you are older. Your activities are DRAWING, SINGING, and PROCRASTINATING. Your two favorite television series are DR. WHO and SHERLOCK. you also are a fan of MARBLE HORNETS, and have your own MASKY MASK, which you wear ocasionnally. your guardian is CLEO, even if she died of old age. You like to collect RANDOM JEWELS and OTHER SMALL ITEMS. Your fetch modus is SCIENCEKIND. your STRIFE SPECIBI is your MAGNIFYING GLASS which BURNS YOUR ENEMIES IN THE SUN. what will you do?
Jun 1 '12

Guys…

vintage-aerith:

friendleaderp:

guys

what if we just

no listen

guys

what if

we just called the Scourge Sisters ship

no guys really

hear me out on this

what if

we called it

Dungeons and Dragons?

DONE.

530 notes (via bundhoo-for-prez & friendleaderp)

Jun 1 '12

frickingloki:

why is it always the republicans that say the dumbest shit

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Jun 1 '12

rigbympreg:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

HERE'S THE MAIL IT NEVER FAILS

IT  MAKES  ME  WANNA  SCREAM  AND  WAIL

220 notes (via tsundre & dumbpointyanimeshades)

Jun 1 '12

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

6,972 notes (via somethingnuclear & urlsquatter)

Jun 1 '12
  • grandma: these red pears taste funny. go try one
  • me: okay
  • me: picks up red pear
  • me: it's an apple

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Jun 1 '12

sturmpony:

You have encountered a TSUNDERE

Options:

PET TSUNDERE

SNUGGLE TSUNDERE

KISS TSUNDERE

You have chosen KISS TSUNDERE

I-IT'S  NOT  LIKE  THE  TSUNDERE  IS  PLEASED  OR  ANYTHING 

2,992 notes (via tsundre & sturmpony)

Jun 1 '12
paperpie:

Favorite hateship ♠

paperpie:

Favorite hateship ♠

278 notes (via godsquito & paperpie)

May 31 '12

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May 31 '12

frickingloki:

WHAT IF THE MOON EXPLODED BECAUSE IT JUST DOESN’T WANT TO ORBIT THIS PLANET ANYMORE

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May 31 '12

lorddorian:

neko—baka:

bardofbutts:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

BLACK DIPSY

OH MY GOD

48,599 notes (via headcrabz & zigazig-ah)

May 31 '12

rainbowwaterfall:

gameaddict30:

deathtosquishies:

nintendonut1:

the-safeword-is-dracula:

bisforpiano:

I started a new Twilight Princess file last week.

Also, I named my horse Butt:

I’m not even halfway through the game and I’ve already logged ten hours because I can’t stop giggling like the nine year-old boy I am.

the fucjung last one with the littke kid i cant

you puerile imps oh my god why is this so funny

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—

rip me

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHaAH

8,167 notes (via childoftheburgo & bisforpiano)

May 30 '12

fyeahtutorial:

Download photoshop

Download kmplayer

Download youtube downloader

Download video converter

Others

Online photo editor (no need to download!)

Snapshot with effects (no need to download!)

36,413 notes (via forteh & fyeahtutorial)

May 30 '12

iamtheraindrop:

albino peacock wandering about the zoo today.

13 notes (via bl1ndx3no & iamtheraindrop)

May 30 '12

the avengers?

senor-cactuar:

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

30,174 notes (via forteh & senor-cactuar)

May 30 '12

Tags: MLP: FiM YES DERPY