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Queen of the Derps

Your name is TORI and you are 14 years old and live in OKLAHOMA, but you hope to live in POLAND when you are older. Your activities are DRAWING, SINGING, and PROCRASTINATING. Your two favorite television series are DR. WHO and SHERLOCK. you also are a fan of MARBLE HORNETS, and have your own MASKY MASK, which you wear ocasionnally. your guardian is CLEO, even if she died of old age. You like to collect RANDOM JEWELS and OTHER SMALL ITEMS. Your fetch modus is SCIENCEKIND. your STRIFE SPECIBI is your MAGNIFYING GLASS which BURNS YOUR ENEMIES IN THE SUN. what will you do?
May 22 '13

NOW I CAN’T LISTEN TO “YESTERDAY” WITHOUT TEARING UP GOD DAMNIT VITALY

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May 22 '13
romacspeculations: Fan art by me.

romacspeculations:

Fan art by me.

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May 22 '13

brutally-skullfucked:

ALEXIUUUUS

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May 22 '13

romacspeculations:

Yesterday…

All my troubles seemed so far away

Life was just a game for me, to play

Yesterday…

Captain told me that

“Tis Christmas day!”

…

Fetch a merry tree!

Go forth, obey!

I just wish that I could stay this way

How I wish that I could hide away…

Why’d she save my life?

I don’t know

She wouldn’t say…

But it looks as though I must…

Replay

Captain took my gun so far away…

Now I’ve got

A very dull trowel…

… I was half the man I used to be

Neural network’s getting your IP…

ANNET’s server hanging over me

This I know, for I can SEE

Oh, yesterday came suddenly

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May 22 '13
otumblrdapurapsicodeliamagica: Cityscape by `alexiuss the image reflected in Pilot’s googles in page 143. This pic is also featured in the Que Sera video, when Captain sings “When I was young and got a job, I asked my boss: What lies ahead?”

otumblrdapurapsicodeliamagica:

Cityscape by `alexiuss

the image reflected in Pilot’s googles in page 143. This pic is also featured in the Que Sera video, when Captain sings “When I was young and got a job, I asked my boss: What lies ahead?”

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May 22 '13

the lATEST ROMAC ISSUE IS SAD IM GONNA CRY SHHJFHDJDJDJ PILOOOOOOOT

3 notes Tags: romantically apocalyptic romac sobs forever

May 21 '13
meemeegang: swmpmnstr: fozmeadows: ninja-pillow-timeywimey: Accidental philosphy Most perfect thing of all the things. Most perfect thing of all the things. I love this.

meemeegang:

swmpmnstr:

fozmeadows:

ninja-pillow-timeywimey:

Accidental philosphy

Most perfect thing of all the things.

Most perfect thing of all the things.

I love this.

(Source: )

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May 21 '13

soggiesmayrule:

elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

image

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

“AND MAY THE EVEN SLICES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!!!”

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May 21 '13
thecatwhiskerscomefromwithin: actualvriskaserket: bloosweater: teppelin: sexyspoon: pyrates: i think this is how i feel most of the time i got u balloons omg you are so cute i got u a cat i made you a cake  fuck all the kitten posts, this is the cutest post on tumblr.

thecatwhiskerscomefromwithin:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

image

i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

fuck all the kitten posts, this is the cutest post on tumblr.

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May 21 '13

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May 21 '13
faunslabyrinth: infuckingdeed: octopus babies you guys OCTOPUS BABIES LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP

faunslabyrinth:

infuckingdeed:

octopus babies you guys

OCTOPUS BABIES

LOOK AT THEIR TEENSY LITTLE TENTACLES

THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SOUND LIKE

BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP BLEWP

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May 21 '13

organiccyborg:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

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May 21 '13

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May 21 '13
wizardlightningbattle: notburrowinit: This is not okay. i’m sorry bUT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

wizardlightningbattle:

notburrowinit:

This is not okay.

i’m sorry bUT THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

(Source: for-shits-and-hiddles)

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May 21 '13

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